Declaring the President to be in need of care, Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinich expressed concern for the health of Mr. Bush -- and, by extension, the nation -- by questioning his mental health.
We look forward to Mr. Kucinich sponsoring legislation to require the executive to submit to regular mental health examinations. After all, who could object to that?
Further, we at The Null Post would also like to see a quick drug test requirement added to the bill as well. If it's important enough for football players and Tour de France cyclists, it's surely justified for the President of the United States.
In other news, Congressman Kucinich affirmed that he did, indeed, personally see a silently hovering triangular UFO.
Rival Barack Obama slyly side-stepped the issue claiming that he 'didn't know' whether there is life on other planets.
While only a neanderthal would claim, in this sophisticated age, that intelligent alien life doesn't exist, it's still refreshing to hear a man of Kucinich's stature personally attest to their existence.
Some cynical Democrats have already dismissed the UFO sighting claim as a transparent grab for the votes of the forty million-odd Americans who also claim to have seen UFO's. Others suggest that the claim was made in a desperate attempt to make his voice heard over the so-called 'top tier' candidates.
As for this reporter, I find it a bit disturbing that they would try to reduce this simple revelation to mere political positioning. |
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